found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She is in my trunk
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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