Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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