It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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