brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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