mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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