OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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