Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Found the puke drawer
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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