So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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