We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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