how can u be prego again
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just cropdusted the office
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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