Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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