watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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