...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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