Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
we should paint friendship bongs
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