No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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