ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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