yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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