In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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