just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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