problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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