to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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