My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I love having hate sex.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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