well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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