Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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