I love black thongs
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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