we have officially lost it.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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