he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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