Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
false alarm. still invincible.
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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