I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Alive.
So much puke
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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