I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i would punch a child for taco bell
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Pants are for mortals
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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