How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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