And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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