so explain again why im purple
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So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Why did my mother make you get naked?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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