if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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