we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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