butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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