Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I think people are normalizing furries
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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