Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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