Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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