I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
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this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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