absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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