we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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