She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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