In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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