if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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