Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
babies were throwing up all over the place
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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