We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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