It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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