there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You dont lie about slip and slides
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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