It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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